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keeganjacobson:

WTF DOES THAT MEAN

keeganjacobson:

WTF DOES THAT MEAN

To all the girls who complain that their guys are assholes to them around their friends. STOP!

kevinkajehelms:

You put us in the position to act differently around our friends because you act differently around our friends. When you purposely use your magical vagina powers to suddenly cast a whip and lasso around our necks around our friends in such an embarrassing manner, it gets annoying. I am not being an asshole to prove a point to my friends. I am acting like an asshole because you are acting like a cunt. It’s a two way road.

Reblog every time hahaha

Reblog every time hahaha

explore-blog:

Helveticards – brilliant minimalist playing cards for design nerds, a fine addition to these creative playing card decks.

explore-blog:

Helveticards – brilliant minimalist playing cards for design nerds, a fine addition to these creative playing card decks.

me:
my brother: Btw u have like four grams of bud in ur car atm
me: oh... that's nice