To all the girls who complain that their guys are assholes to them around their friends. STOP!
You put us in the position to act differently around our friends because you act differently around our friends. When you purposely use your magical vagina powers to suddenly cast a whip and lasso around our necks around our friends in such an embarrassing manner, it gets annoying. I am not being an asshole to prove a point to my friends. I am acting like an asshole because you are acting like a cunt. It’s a two way road.
Helveticards – brilliant minimalist playing cards for design nerds, a fine addition to these creative playing card decks.





